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Paste it
Drop in your LinkedIn profile text or URL. No account and no inbox hostage situation.
Sharp feedback for your socials.
Your LinkedIn profile is overdue for an intervention.
Blunt gives your profile a funny, brutally useful reality check in about 30 seconds—then points you toward a better version.
No signup. No card. No fake compliments.
A typical verdict
“Your headline has more corporate fog than an airport lounge.”
You said you “drive impact.” Great. On what, for whom, and with what proof?
Worth sharing. Actually useful.
Three moves. Thirty seconds.
Same jokes. A brighter you.
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Get roasted
Receive a sharp, shareable read on the parts of your profile that are trying too hard.
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Get better
Use the practical fix, or unlock a constructive profile rewrite when it is ready.
The useful bit
The joke is free. The improvement is the product.
A direct critique should leave you with more than a screenshot. Blunt flags the vague bits, then tees up a constructive “Fix My Profile” rewrite offer.
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Turn the verdict into better words.
- A direct, clearer positioning statement
- A stronger headline built around proof
- A prioritized checklist for the rest of your profile
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Your first impression called
Let’s find out whether your LinkedIn is helping—or just wearing a lanyard.
A sharp roast, a real takeaway, and no signup wall between you and the truth.